CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work. B O O K S E L L E R (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels? C U S T O M E R (seriously): You can never be too prepared.
I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
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Santosh Kalwar
Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
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Louis C.K.
Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."" Good idea, " said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.
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Cassandra Clare
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
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Rick Riordan
Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immediately identifiable. Clary twirled the phone cord nervously around her finger. "Yeees?""Hi, I'm one of the knife-carrying hooligans you met last night in Pandemonium? I"m afraid I made...
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Cassandra Clare
More Quotes By Jen Campbell
CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.
CUSTOMER:Â If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?
Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magic alive.
Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?
